‘Top 10 Photos of the Week’ by Futurist Thomas Frey

Unbeknownst to most, one of Futurist Thomas Frey‘s favorite pastimes is collecting amazing photos and writing captions for them.
Since he started them, his “Top 10 Photos of the Week” have received over 1 million pageviews, from people in literally in every country on the planet.
Below are some of the featured photos with links to the entire listing for that week.
Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness!
What if shadows were inverted?
Top 1o Photos – April 28, 2013
Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills
will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers!
Top 1o Photos – April 20, 2013
They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Top 1o Photos – April 14, 2013
“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!
Top 1o Photos – March 31, 2013
Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!
Top 1o Photos – March 24, 2013
Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Top 1o Photos – March 17, 2013
Wow, it looks like they took out way more than his tonsils!
Top 1o Photos – March 10, 2013
I always wondered what they were made out of!
Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!
Top 1o Photos – February 24, 2013
“7 little freedom fighters sleeeping in the bed. One fell off and shot another in the head,
roll over, roll over! 6 little freedom fighters…”
Top 1o Photos – February 19, 2013
The real life of Tom and Jerry
Top 1o Photos – February 10, 2013
Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029
Top 1o Photos – February 3, 2013
…and in a blink of an eye, daddy was lying on the floor crying
Top 1o Photos – January 27, 2013
Soccer nom!
Top 1o Photos – January 20, 2013
Tiny women are so hard to care for, but they do like Chiclets!
Top 1o Photos – January 10, 2013
Suffering from a bad case of pumpkin butt!
Top 1o Photos – December 30, 2012
The face behind the news
Top 1o Photos – December 24, 2012
Geek sledding!
Top 1o Photos – December 15, 2012
Yes, it was very uplifting music, but there was a downside…
Top 1o Photos – December 8, 2012
Hear me now and believe me later…
Top 1o Photos – December 1, 2012
“I should have used protection!”
Top 1o Photos – November 24, 2012
Jalapeno Kibbles n Bits with Built-in Flamethrowers never really took off.
Something about hand-grenade hairballs making their way into the sock drawers!
Top 1o Photos – November 17, 2012
China’s notorious puppy gang recruits members of all ages.
Price of admission? One puppy!
Top 1o Photos – November 11, 2012
As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!
Top 1o Photos – November 3, 2012
Helping hands helping each other
Top 10 Photos – October 25, 2012
Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!
Top 10 Photos – October 18, 2012
Revenge comes in many forms. This one, nastier than most!
Top 10 Photos – October 8, 2012
Poor hairless kitty! Why you cry?
Top 10 Photos – October 1, 2012
Eddie VanBaby
Top 10 Photos – September 22, 2012
OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!
Top 10 Photos – September 15, 2012
Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
Top 10 Photos – September 6, 2012
To Henry, it was far less about the smoothness of the ride, and far more about the milk
Top 10 Photos – September 1, 2012
Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!
Top 10 Photos – August 23, 2012
A hole in one vs one in a hole…
Top 10 Photos – August 14, 2012
It’s one thing when the pilot is tired, but when the plane itself is exhausted…
Top 10 Photos – August 3, 2012
Legs just don’t grow on trees!
Beautiful memories
You know somethings up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…
The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me
One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does
Sometimes a well-balanced diet isn’t all what its cracked up to be
You took the yellow pill didn’t you?
Janet tried and tried, but she was never able to grow gills.
Thinking with your heart as well as your head is the zen way of Rex the cat
The replicants knew when feeding time was upon them.
Thursday lunches were always insurance salesmen. Fridays were always leftover bankers.
Top 10 Photos – April 28, 2012
Unbeknownst to David Letterman, the Cleveland Philharmonic spent over 400 hours
practicing to land a 4 minute spot on his show
Top 10 Photos – April 19, 2012
When life begin to look like the Matrix, it’s time to pause and drink the wine.
Top 10 Photos – April 10, 2012
Two young sweat shop workers on a smoke break,
huddled under an umbrella to talk rainbows and politics.
Musical chairs is much trickier this way.
Top 10 Photos – March 26, 2012
Anticipation of blood-shed. How is there not a word in our language for that?.
Top 10 Photos – March 19, 2012
It was all fun and games until he had to start eating giant regurgitated worms.
Top 10 Photos – March 11, 2012
Mass suicide in the phone industry. If only they had a way to call for help!
The carrot-top leek-a-phone, for that truly organic sound.
Top 10 Photos – February 28, 2012
Human pixels, because traditional media is not social
Top 10 Photos – February 20, 2012
At Denver International Airport this horse is a symbol of how the airlines want you to board
Top 10 Photos – February 13, 2012
Unable to breath, and drowning, he’s still happy to see you
Top 10 Photos – February 5, 2012
As pigeons evolve, their wings will become useless, much like the human brain
Top 10 Photos – January 30, 2012
When there’s no where to go but down!
Top 10 Photos – January 22, 2012
If only we were able to unleash the true buying power of women, the whole economy
could be saved! But sadly, they’ve all been taking Dave Ramsey courses instead.
Top 10 Photos – January 16, 2012
Good things come to those who stretch
Top 10 Photos – January 7, 2012
Being crazy is never enough
Top 10 Photos – December 31, 2011
Even after moving into the limelight as a highly paid jewelry model,
Earl couldn’t escape the fact that he was still a pig
Top 10 Photos – December 27, 2011
If your life is not a masterpiece, try typing a new one
Top 10 Photos – December 17, 2011
Odds of failure – 100%
Top 10 Photos – December 11, 2011
Once again, FedEx has been testing out new delivery systems
Top 10 Photos – December 4, 2011
Once again his application to work in the oil refinery was rejected
Top 10 Photos – November 27, 2011
With the world collapsing around us, it will be the innovative few
who see brilliant opportunities and take us to a whole new level
Top 10 Photos – November 21, 2011
For the love of God, will the real sucker please stand up?
Top 10 Photos – November 15, 2011
The new plans for the military are both creepy and
freakishly out of touch with the enemies they will be fighting
Top 10 Photos – November 4, 2011
Jamie was going to add a bit more highlighter to her hair, but decided she had enough
Top 10 Photos – October 29, 2011
If you are out of work, perhaps you should consider becoming a professional scapegoat.
The paranoia is real and it comes in a lovely shade of yellow
Top 10 Photos – October 23, 2011
Matters of war are far too serious to entrust to people
who believe the American political system works
Top 10 Photos – October 16, 2011
Yes, cell phone radiation is a problem, but the damage will stop after the flesh is gone
Top 10 Photos – October 9, 2011
Yes, I knew coffee would get me wired, but not like this
Top 10 Photos – October 2, 2011
When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat
Top 10 Photos – September 25, 2011
Acid rain does far more than burn our skin. It completely washes the color from our lives.
Top 10 Photos – September 18, 2011
Few people realize the Smurf’s cartoon series was based on
an actual race of tiny blue people living in Cleveland
Top 10 Photos – September 11, 2011
Wouldn’t it be more fun if every 100th egg came with a surprise creature inside?
Top 10 Photos – September 4, 2011
Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not
Top 10 Photos – August 27, 2011
.The highwires of life are where history is being made. Everything else is just waiting
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Top 10 Photos – August 21, 2011
As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian
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Top 10 Photos – August 13, 2011
The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend
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Top 10 Photos – August 8, 2011
Advantage always tips to the craziest among us
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Top 10 Photos – July 30, 2011
With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries,
she has all the makings of a total fruit cake
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Top 10 Photos – July 23, 2011

A truly great mouse will never entrust his life to only one hole
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Top 10 Photos – July 17, 2011

Since the dog-lovers union had protested using real dogs to make the movie
called “Underdog” he switched gears to make “Undercats”
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Top 10 Photos – July 11, 2011

Below the surface, baby ducklings have mastered the fine art of silent poetry. However,
above the surface, it’s not so silent.
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Top 10 Photos – July 3, 2011

Behind this lies the face of fear. However, from the surface all we are seeing
is this amazing reflection of that which is about to kill him
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Top 10 Photos – June 26, 2011

Yes, time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students
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Top 10 Photos – June 19, 2011

Transparency to one can be humiliation to another
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Top 10 Photos – June 12, 2011

Weight Watchers newest diet plan begins every meal with a vegetable shower
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Top 10 Photos – June 6, 2011

It was only a couple of beers ociffer, honest
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Top 10 Photos – May 30, 2011

Every piece of food has its own personality, so its best
to stay away from the high maintenance fruits and vegetables
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Top 10 Photos – May 21, 2011

To me its far less about the photo and far more about where the photographer was sitting
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Top 10 Photos – May 15, 2011

Every bucket list should contain at least a few hours with an “attack puppy”
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Top 10 Photos – May 7, 2011

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste on trees, but still…
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Top 10 Photos – April 25, 2011

Once again, Congress is making plans to fix the tax code
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