‘Top 10 Photos of the Week’ by Futurist Thomas Frey

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Unbeknownst to most, one of Futurist Thomas Frey‘s favorite pastimes is collecting amazing photos and writing captions for them.

Since he started them, his “Top 10 Photos of the Week” have received over 1 million pageviews, from people in literally in every country on the planet.

Below are some of the featured photos with links to the entire listing for that week.

Top 1o Photos – May 16, 2013

Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness!

 

Top 1o Photos – May 5, 2013

What if shadows were inverted?

 

Top 1o Photos – April 28, 2013

Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills
will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers!

 

Top 1o Photos – April 20, 2013

They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!

 

Top 1o Photos – April 14, 2013

“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”

 

Top 1o Photos – April 7, 2013

When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!

 

Top 1o Photos – March 31, 2013

Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!

 

Top 1o Photos – March 24, 2013

Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!

 

Top 1o Photos – March 17, 2013

Wow, it looks like they took out way more than his tonsils!

 

Top 1o Photos – March 10, 2013

I always wondered what they were made out of!

 

Top 1o Photos – March 3, 2013

Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!

 

Top 1o Photos – February 24, 2013

“7 little freedom fighters sleeeping in the bed. One fell off and shot another in the head,
roll over, roll over! 6 little freedom fighters…”

 

Top 1o Photos – February 19, 2013

The real life of Tom and Jerry

 

Top 1o Photos – February 10, 2013

Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029

 

Top 1o Photos – February 3, 2013

…and in a blink of an eye, daddy was lying on the floor crying

 

Top 1o Photos – January 27, 2013

Soccer nom!

 

Top 1o Photos – January 20, 2013

Tiny women are so hard to care for, but they do like Chiclets!

 

Top 1o Photos – January 10, 2013

Suffering from a bad case of pumpkin butt!

 

Top 1o Photos – December 30, 2012

The face behind the news

 

Top 1o Photos – December 24, 2012

Geek sledding!

 

Top 1o Photos – December 15, 2012

Yes, it was very uplifting music, but there was a downside…

 

Top 1o Photos – December 8, 2012

Hear me now and believe me later…

 

Top 1o Photos – December 1, 2012

“I should have used protection!”

 

Top 1o Photos – November 24, 2012

Jalapeno Kibbles n Bits with Built-in Flamethrowers never really took off.
Something about hand-grenade hairballs making their way into the sock drawers!

 

Top 1o Photos – November 17, 2012

China’s notorious puppy gang recruits members of all ages.
Price of admission? One puppy!

 

Top 1o Photos – November 11, 2012

As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!

 

Top 1o Photos – November 3, 2012

 Helping hands helping each other

 

Top 10 Photos – October 25, 2012

Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!

 

Top 10 Photos – October 18, 2012

Revenge comes in many forms. This one, nastier than most!

 

Top 10 Photos – October 8, 2012

Poor hairless kitty! Why you cry?

 

Top 10 Photos – October 1, 2012

Eddie VanBaby

 

Top 10 Photos – September 22, 2012

OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!

 

Top 10 Photos – September 15, 2012

Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.

 

Top 10 Photos – September 6, 2012

To Henry, it was far less about the smoothness of the ride, and far more about the milk

 

Top 10 Photos – September 1, 2012

Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!

 

Top 10 Photos – August 23, 2012

A hole in one vs one in a hole…

 

Top 10 Photos – August 14, 2012

It’s one thing when the pilot is tired, but when the plane itself is exhausted…

 

Top 10 Photos – August 3, 2012

Legs just don’t grow on trees!

 

Top 10 Photos – July 28, 2012

Beautiful memories

 

Top 10 Photos – July 19, 2012

You know somethings up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…

Top 10 Photos – July 14, 2012

The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs

 

Top 10 Photos – July 6, 2012

Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

 

Top 10 Photos – June 30, 2012

Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me

 

Top 10 Photos – June 22, 2012

One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

Top 10 Photos – June 15, 2012

Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys

 

Top 10 Photos – June 9, 2012

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does

 

Top 10 Photos – June 4, 2012

Sometimes a well-balanced diet isn’t all what its cracked up to be

 

Top 10 Photos – May 25, 2012

You took the yellow pill didn’t you?

 

Top 10 Photos – May 17, 2012

Janet tried and tried, but she was never able to grow gills.

 

Top 10 Photos – May 9, 2012

Thinking with your heart as well as your head is the zen way of Rex the cat

 

Top 10 Photos – May 1, 2012

The replicants knew when feeding time was upon them.
Thursday lunches were always insurance salesmen. Fridays were always leftover bankers.

 

Top 10 Photos – April 28, 2012

Unbeknownst to David Letterman, the Cleveland Philharmonic spent over 400 hours
practicing to land a 4 minute spot on his show

 

Top 10 Photos – April 19, 2012

When life begin to look like the Matrix, it’s time to pause and drink the wine.

 

Top 10 Photos – April 10, 2012

Two young sweat shop workers on a smoke break,
huddled under an umbrella to talk rainbows and politics.

 

Top 10 Photos – April 3, 2012

Musical chairs is much trickier this way.

 

 

Top 10 Photos – March 26, 2012

 

Anticipation of blood-shed. How is there not a word in our language for that?.

 

Top 10 Photos – March 19, 2012 

 It was all fun and games until he had to start eating giant regurgitated worms.

 

 

Top 10 Photos – March 11, 2012

Mass suicide in the phone industry. If only they had a way to call for help!

 

Top 10 Photos – March 4, 2012

The carrot-top leek-a-phone, for that truly organic sound.

 

Top 10 Photos – February 28, 2012

Human pixels, because traditional media is not social

 

Top 10 Photos – February 20, 2012

At Denver International Airport this horse is a symbol of how the airlines want you to board

 

Top 10 Photos – February 13, 2012

Unable to breath, and drowning, he’s still happy to see you

 

Top 10 Photos – February 5, 2012

As pigeons evolve, their wings will become useless, much like the human brain

 

Top 10 Photos – January 30, 2012

When there’s no where to go but down!

 

Top 10 Photos – January 22, 2012

If only we were able to unleash the true buying power of women, the whole economy
could be saved! But sadly, they’ve all been taking Dave Ramsey courses instead.

 

Top 10 Photos – January 16, 2012

Good things come to those who stretch

 

Top 10 Photos – January 7, 2012

Being crazy is never enough

 

Top 10 Photos – December 31, 2011

Even after moving into the limelight as a highly paid jewelry model,
Earl couldn’t escape the fact that he was still a pig

 

Top 10 Photos – December 27, 2011

 

If your life is not a masterpiece, try typing a new one

 

Top 10 Photos – December 17, 2011

Odds of failure – 100%

 

Top 10 Photos – December 11, 2011

Once again, FedEx has been testing out new delivery systems

 

Top 10 Photos – December 4, 2011

Once again his application to work in the oil refinery was rejected 

 

Top 10 Photos – November 27, 2011

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With the world collapsing around us, it will be the innovative few
who see brilliant opportunities and take us to a whole new level

 

Top 10 Photos – November 21, 2011

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For the love of God, will the real sucker please stand up?

 

Top 10 Photos – November 15, 2011

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The new plans for the military are both creepy and
freakishly out of touch with the enemies they will be fighting

 

Top 10 Photos – November 4, 2011

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Jamie was going to add a bit more highlighter to her hair, but decided she had enough

 

Top 10 Photos – October 29, 2011

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If you are out of work, perhaps you should consider becoming a professional scapegoat.
The paranoia is real and it comes in a lovely shade of yellow

 

Top 10 Photos – October 23, 2011

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Matters of war are far too serious to entrust to people
who believe the American political system works

 

Top 10 Photos – October 16, 2011

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Yes, cell phone radiation is a problem, but the damage will stop after the flesh is gone

 

Top 10 Photos – October 9, 2011

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Yes, I knew coffee would get me wired, but not like this

 

Top 10 Photos – October 2, 2011

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When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat

 

Top 10 Photos – September 25, 2011

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Acid rain does far more than burn our skin. It completely washes the color from our lives.

 

Top 10 Photos – September 18, 2011

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Few people realize the Smurf’s cartoon series was based on
an actual race of tiny blue people living in Cleveland

 

Top 10 Photos – September 11, 2011

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Wouldn’t it be more fun if every 100th egg came with a surprise creature inside?

 

Top 10 Photos – September 4, 2011

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Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not

 

 

Top 10 Photos – August 27, 2011

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.The highwires of life are where history is being made. Everything else is just waiting

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Top 10 Photos – August 21, 2011

 Making-the-dog-laugh-376

As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian

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Top 10 Photos – August 13, 2011

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The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend

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Top 10 Photos – August 8, 2011

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Advantage always tips to the craziest among us

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Top 10 Photos – July 30, 2011

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With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries,
she has all the makings of a total fruit cake

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Top 10 Photos – July 23, 2011

Swinger Mouse 367

A truly great mouse will never entrust his life to only one hole

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Top 10 Photos – July 17, 2011

Undercats 653

Since the dog-lovers union had protested using real dogs to make the movie
called “Underdog” he switched gears to make “Undercats”

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Top 10 Photos – July 11, 2011

I'm swimming 762

Below the surface, baby ducklings have mastered the fine art of silent poetry. However,
above the surface, it’s not so silent.

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Top 10 Photos – July 3, 2011

coolest picture ever 671

Behind this lies the face of fear. However, from the surface all we are seeing
is this amazing reflection of that which is about to kill him

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Top 10 Photos – June 26, 2011

The eye of time 376

Yes, time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students

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Top 10 Photos – June 19, 2011

Glass Shell 287

Transparency to one can be humiliation to another

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Top 10 Photos – June 12, 2011

Vegetable Shower 309

Weight Watchers newest diet plan begins every meal with a vegetable shower

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Top 10 Photos – June 6, 2011

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It was only a couple of beers ociffer, honest

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Top 10 Photos – May 30, 2011

Potato People 258

Every piece of food has its own personality, so its best
to stay away from the high maintenance fruits and vegetables

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Top 10 Photos – May 21, 2011

Takeoff 672

To me its far less about the photo and far more about where the photographer was sitting

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Top 10 Photos – May 15, 2011

Incoming Puppy 906

Every bucket list should contain at least a few hours with an “attack puppy”

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Top 10 Photos – May 7, 2011

Tree Face 499

An imagination is a terrible thing to waste on trees, but still…

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Top 10 Photos – April 25, 2011

Wiring Repair Dude 276

Once again, Congress is making plans to fix the tax code

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