‘Top 10 Photos of the Week’ by Futurist Thomas Frey
Unbeknownst to most, one of Futurist Thomas Frey‘s favorite pastimes is collecting amazing photos and writing captions for them.
Since he started them, his “Top 10 Photos of the Week” have received over 1 million pageviews, from people in literally in every country on the planet.
Below are some of the featured photos with links to the entire listing for that week.
Something tells me this is not a gesture of kindness!
What if shadows were inverted?
Help Wanted: Needed, one exceptionally skilled knife catcher! Those with poor skills
will be considered as long as they’re exceptionally fast healers!
They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!
Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!
Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Wow, it looks like they took out way more than his tonsils!
I always wondered what they were made out of!
Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!
“7 little freedom fighters sleeeping in the bed. One fell off and shot another in the head,
roll over, roll over! 6 little freedom fighters…”
The real life of Tom and Jerry
Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029
…and in a blink of an eye, daddy was lying on the floor crying
Tiny women are so hard to care for, but they do like Chiclets!
Suffering from a bad case of pumpkin butt!
The face behind the news
Yes, it was very uplifting music, but there was a downside…
Hear me now and believe me later…
“I should have used protection!”
Jalapeno Kibbles n Bits with Built-in Flamethrowers never really took off.
Something about hand-grenade hairballs making their way into the sock drawers!
China’s notorious puppy gang recruits members of all ages.
Price of admission? One puppy!
As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!
Helping hands helping each other
Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!
Revenge comes in many forms. This one, nastier than most!
Poor hairless kitty! Why you cry?
OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!
Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
To Henry, it was far less about the smoothness of the ride, and far more about the milk
Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!
A hole in one vs one in a hole…
It’s one thing when the pilot is tired, but when the plane itself is exhausted…
Legs just don’t grow on trees!
You know somethings up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…
The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me
One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does
Sometimes a well-balanced diet isn’t all what its cracked up to be
You took the yellow pill didn’t you?
Janet tried and tried, but she was never able to grow gills.
Thinking with your heart as well as your head is the zen way of Rex the cat
The replicants knew when feeding time was upon them.
Thursday lunches were always insurance salesmen. Fridays were always leftover bankers.
Unbeknownst to David Letterman, the Cleveland Philharmonic spent over 400 hours
practicing to land a 4 minute spot on his show
When life begin to look like the Matrix, it’s time to pause and drink the wine.
Two young sweat shop workers on a smoke break,
huddled under an umbrella to talk rainbows and politics.
Musical chairs is much trickier this way.
Anticipation of blood-shed. How is there not a word in our language for that?.
It was all fun and games until he had to start eating giant regurgitated worms.
Mass suicide in the phone industry. If only they had a way to call for help!
The carrot-top leek-a-phone, for that truly organic sound.
Human pixels, because traditional media is not social
At Denver International Airport this horse is a symbol of how the airlines want you to board
Unable to breath, and drowning, he’s still happy to see you
As pigeons evolve, their wings will become useless, much like the human brain
When there’s no where to go but down!
If only we were able to unleash the true buying power of women, the whole economy
could be saved! But sadly, they’ve all been taking Dave Ramsey courses instead.
Good things come to those who stretch
Being crazy is never enough
Even after moving into the limelight as a highly paid jewelry model,
Earl couldn’t escape the fact that he was still a pig
If your life is not a masterpiece, try typing a new one
Odds of failure – 100%
Once again, FedEx has been testing out new delivery systems
Once again his application to work in the oil refinery was rejected
With the world collapsing around us, it will be the innovative few
who see brilliant opportunities and take us to a whole new level
For the love of God, will the real sucker please stand up?
The new plans for the military are both creepy and
freakishly out of touch with the enemies they will be fighting
Jamie was going to add a bit more highlighter to her hair, but decided she had enough
If you are out of work, perhaps you should consider becoming a professional scapegoat.
The paranoia is real and it comes in a lovely shade of yellow
Matters of war are far too serious to entrust to people
who believe the American political system works
Yes, cell phone radiation is a problem, but the damage will stop after the flesh is gone
Yes, I knew coffee would get me wired, but not like this
When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat
Acid rain does far more than burn our skin. It completely washes the color from our lives.
Few people realize the Smurf’s cartoon series was based on
an actual race of tiny blue people living in Cleveland
Wouldn’t it be more fun if every 100th egg came with a surprise creature inside?
Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not
.The highwires of life are where history is being made. Everything else is just waiting
As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian
The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend
Advantage always tips to the craziest among us
With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries,
she has all the makings of a total fruit cake
A truly great mouse will never entrust his life to only one hole
Since the dog-lovers union had protested using real dogs to make the movie
called “Underdog” he switched gears to make “Undercats”
Below the surface, baby ducklings have mastered the fine art of silent poetry. However,
above the surface, it’s not so silent.
Behind this lies the face of fear. However, from the surface all we are seeing
is this amazing reflection of that which is about to kill him
Yes, time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students
Transparency to one can be humiliation to another
Weight Watchers newest diet plan begins every meal with a vegetable shower
It was only a couple of beers ociffer, honest
Every piece of food has its own personality, so its best
to stay away from the high maintenance fruits and vegetables
To me its far less about the photo and far more about where the photographer was sitting
Every bucket list should contain at least a few hours with an “attack puppy”
An imagination is a terrible thing to waste on trees, but still…
Once again, Congress is making plans to fix the tax code